A whole day dedicated to dancing and singing? It's the perfect idea for a new holiday! We'll call it Musical Day. We promise that this has been worth the wait. On June 5th of every year, treat yourself to some singing and dancing. Now you won't be punished if you choose not to celebrate, but who wouldn't want to celebrate this wonderful day? We plan to decerate the world with music notes and instruments, and dancers. There will be live entertainment of musicals happening in every for the duration of the day. The world will become one big musical; our observers will be whatever life form is out past our Earth. There really are no limitations to this holiday; go crazy, and have fun. Don't worry about being made fun of (if you can't sing or dance) because chances are that there are many more out there who lack the ability. Of course, we cannot begin celebration until the origins of this holiday are explained. Musical Day was created by none other than singers and dancers who couldn't make it to the top. They figured that if they cannot be stars, they should at least have a day to parade through their town doing what they love. Thus, Musical Day was thought up. These reject singers and dancers can participate in the musical for their town. They can feel wanted on their day.
So, are you ready to finally celebrate? Well, you'd better be. Get ready, because on June 5th, Musical Day will rock this world.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
#6 Why so serious?
Law number 1029382 in the book of laws: no more 'scene kidz'.
Yes, this would be the perfect law to have. It was bad enough when those pansy emo kids came along, but now the world has to deal with these scene creatures. It's a whole world of myspace and photoshop. Color is also a key factor in the scene style. I would love to just be able to get onto the internet without seeing something about these scene kids. They need to go. No longer will the world face people walking around in their bright colors and their hello kitty accessories; with the crazy spiked up hairstyle. I definately think that the world would be a much happier place without the existance of the scene population. The sad fact of it is that a lot of the style comes from photoshop itself. Without photoshop, these scene kids would have no method of making themselves look quote-unquote perfect. They use photoshop on any photo taken in order to rid of their insecurities. They also use an overabundance of makeup and way too much color. These scene kids think that they are stylish, when instead they are blinding the world with their repulsiveness. The true fact of the matter is that they could all be decent looking if they just dressed without overdoing every little thing. Even though I don't see an overdose of scene kids in our population, there are enough around and the internet is full of them. I guess this is just a rant from me here, but I do hope you all agree that this should indeed be a law.
Yes, this would be the perfect law to have. It was bad enough when those pansy emo kids came along, but now the world has to deal with these scene creatures. It's a whole world of myspace and photoshop. Color is also a key factor in the scene style. I would love to just be able to get onto the internet without seeing something about these scene kids. They need to go. No longer will the world face people walking around in their bright colors and their hello kitty accessories; with the crazy spiked up hairstyle. I definately think that the world would be a much happier place without the existance of the scene population. The sad fact of it is that a lot of the style comes from photoshop itself. Without photoshop, these scene kids would have no method of making themselves look quote-unquote perfect. They use photoshop on any photo taken in order to rid of their insecurities. They also use an overabundance of makeup and way too much color. These scene kids think that they are stylish, when instead they are blinding the world with their repulsiveness. The true fact of the matter is that they could all be decent looking if they just dressed without overdoing every little thing. Even though I don't see an overdose of scene kids in our population, there are enough around and the internet is full of them. I guess this is just a rant from me here, but I do hope you all agree that this should indeed be a law.
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