#3 Can't you just picture it?

Imagine being at the scene of this picture. Sitting by the seashore as the sun sets around you. The land around you is as black as the night. It is like everything dies down for the sun to set. The grass you sit on towers above you, as if you are a two story building with skyscrapers encircling you. The crisp air is attracted to you as it smashes into your body. The smell of the sea rushes up through your nostrils. The stench of sea water is so bad that you could almost taste it. The sound, in a way, is like that of the sounds of a busy road. The insects come out in the night, which may be irritating, but they are only doing their job. The sound of the seaside would be music to your ears. The relaxing sound of water, sloshing around as it comes together with the land. Each ripple is enough to summon the waves. Alone in the glistening light. The sunset is enough to brighten your life. Now envision it.

#2 Jared Who?

After many days searching for my perfect fansite, I finally found it here. One very dedicated fan is spending their life to keep up with mine. It has everything about me: when clicking on my name, I find a biography, a fact file, a list of all the films I have been in and even a trivia. As quoted on the site, I once said that "I don't like doing interviews. I'm not pretending to be some superneurotic, hiding in my closet. I could care less about anybody knowing who I am, but I realize this is part of the game. Maybe if I really hated this whole public thing, I would go do plays in Hoboken." After that, it intrigues me to know that everyone knows about every little aspect of my life. Everywhere I go, everyday I spend is noted by the media and spread by these hopeless fanboys and fangirls. Everything I do is noticed; my own brother gets less attention than me. Shannon, Tomo and I formed 30 Seconds to Mars together and that is how it should be. Our publicity should be shared. People should make fansites for our band as a whole and my boys should have the opportunity to act just as I do. Of course, I would never say that I hate my fans. Also, I cannot say that I hate the attention. Sometimes I get caught up in the moment. I go onto my fansite and see how I affect others. I can see how people love what I do and who I am. I just wish that some things could be kept secret. Everytime I am out with a friend (usually only when that friend is a woman), it is noted. The media automatically assumes we are together and reports it. The fangirls and fanboys get ahold of that information and go crazy in fansites, like the one I found. They post forums about me and multiple rumors are spread. So even though it can be nice to have a perfect fansite, I think that sometimes it can just be overwhelming.

#1 What in blue blazes is that?

For a Kindergartner-
This is a picture of a moo cow. A cow says moo! This cow is white and black. He has black spots. This cow is very big. When the cow is hungry, he eats grass. He munch, munch, munches on all the yummy grass. He eats until his tummy is full.

For a Chef-

When looking at this picture, we can easily see that this cow is about ready to become food. Now the more meat we can get out of this sucker, the better. The way I see it, we can a good 600 pounds of meat if we gut this thing all the way. We can get those ribs that the people love and get us some Sirloin to make our famous dish. The top of this cow will give us enough steak for a couple of nights. We can get some T-bone steak, some tenderloin and some filet mignon. Also, we can pull some ground beef from him and make some hamburgers; the Tuesday special. Just give it another four days and this baby is all ours.