Who could this be, other than Sparky, the Halloween Dog? On any normal day, he is simply Sparky, the nice, gentle neighborhood dog. But, when that clock strikes twelve, and the first second of Halloween day is lived, Sparky warps into a beast. He is unlike any beast you would see in the movies, for the sole reason that it would be too petrifying to show. When the clock strikes twelve, Sparky's eyes receed to the back of his head. They are overthrown by a glowing red light, that fills the entirety of the eye slots. His short haired figure becomes drastically changed as he sprouts a full head of blonde hair, trying to cover up the blazing red eyes. Sparky's teeth fall out, as a new set of fangs grow in. They are sharper than the scythe belonging to the grim reaper. His normal, black collar is replaced with a pink one, with bones on it; this is used to make Sparky more badass. Once the transformation is complete, Sparky waits for Halloween night to come. He then makes his way out of the house; grabbing a pillow sack on the way out and proceeds to walk on his hind legs for the remainder of the night. Who would guess that Sparky is simply reusing the same Halloween costume each year, and that his favorite food just happens to be candy?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
#5 Sparky
Who could this be, other than Sparky, the Halloween Dog? On any normal day, he is simply Sparky, the nice, gentle neighborhood dog. But, when that clock strikes twelve, and the first second of Halloween day is lived, Sparky warps into a beast. He is unlike any beast you would see in the movies, for the sole reason that it would be too petrifying to show. When the clock strikes twelve, Sparky's eyes receed to the back of his head. They are overthrown by a glowing red light, that fills the entirety of the eye slots. His short haired figure becomes drastically changed as he sprouts a full head of blonde hair, trying to cover up the blazing red eyes. Sparky's teeth fall out, as a new set of fangs grow in. They are sharper than the scythe belonging to the grim reaper. His normal, black collar is replaced with a pink one, with bones on it; this is used to make Sparky more badass. Once the transformation is complete, Sparky waits for Halloween night to come. He then makes his way out of the house; grabbing a pillow sack on the way out and proceeds to walk on his hind legs for the remainder of the night. Who would guess that Sparky is simply reusing the same Halloween costume each year, and that his favorite food just happens to be candy?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
The Ba-melon
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a mess free watermelon? How about having a banana and a watermelon, at the same time? If so, you need to sink your teeth into one of these. After much scientific quaralling, it has been agreed upon that this marvelous fruit is to be called "The Ba-melon." This is a remarkable discovery that will have you eating non-stop for days. With scientists working on this beaut' for many years, it is fact that your taste buds will appreciate you satisfying their appetite. However, the fun doesn't stop here. As we speak, scientists are working on creating more of these magical beings. Soon, there will be hybrid fruits in every grocery. These fruits will overtake any normal fruit. So be sure to get down to the store and buy your ba-melon today. Also, be sure to keep an eye out for more of these beautiful beings.In stores now, 6 for only $3.99. Get it quick while offer lasts.
Side effects may include cravings and damage to your taste buds (on account of the taste being so miraculous).
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