Is it worth the travel?

Paris, France. There are so many things to say about it. Yes, I'll admit that it does have it's perks. I'm just saying that those perks are not worth seeing. First off, you have to make the commute, which is exensive. The hotels there are also very expensive; and only for a little rinky dinky hotel. Of course, you could stay in a hostel, but who knows what kind of germs and filth fill the rooms of the various hostels. You see, I went to Paris in the summer of 2008. It's all fine and dandy to see the sights, but you would swear you are in the USA just by being there. The tourist number is exceeding what it should be; it is pushing the limit. Along every tourist attraction, there are always either people trying to sell you keychains, or people begging for money. They will come up to you asking whether or not you speak English. Here is some advice: say no! I guess that I will wrap this review up with the following. Do not waste your time and money in Paris; go somewhere more eventful, like Prague.
My rating of Paris, France? 1 out of 3 French Hens.

#9: SuperBad

I am McLovin

Details in the Script: The scene takes place in a local liquor store. There are only three characters in which we can see, two policemen and a woman. The policemen are both white and dressed in their police uniforms. The lady is of a darker skin tone, "African" if you will. The woman stands behind the counter; she is the cashier. The counter is never seen, but we know that it is there because she leans on it. It is most likely up to about her waist. Both of the policemen have a pencil and a notepad. The scene doesn't change at all and no props are added or lost.

Details to and for the People: This scene is filmed by switching back and forth between the two parties. It goes from the woman behind the counter to the two policemen. The policemen use the notepads and pencils to take notes and to illustrate an M&M when the time comes. They also use them in their hand gestures, which add to the interrogation somewhat. The two policemen add in stupidity to the role by contradicting each other and the woman. They stutter when speaking to show that they are not the best of policemen. The cashier puts an attitude into her voice, so that she can sound more annoyed at the policemen. She carries a different tone through the scene as her mood changes from annoyed to downright angry.

#8 Struggle

Fading in and out,

To the other side and back;

The choice is all yours.

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Giving out your strength

Paler and paler each day

'til there's nothing left.

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Packing back and forth

For what seems like a lifetime-

Waiting for your fate.

#7 Musical Day

A whole day dedicated to dancing and singing? It's the perfect idea for a new holiday! We'll call it Musical Day. We promise that this has been worth the wait. On June 5th of every year, treat yourself to some singing and dancing. Now you won't be punished if you choose not to celebrate, but who wouldn't want to celebrate this wonderful day? We plan to decerate the world with music notes and instruments, and dancers. There will be live entertainment of musicals happening in every for the duration of the day. The world will become one big musical; our observers will be whatever life form is out past our Earth. There really are no limitations to this holiday; go crazy, and have fun. Don't worry about being made fun of (if you can't sing or dance) because chances are that there are many more out there who lack the ability. Of course, we cannot begin celebration until the origins of this holiday are explained. Musical Day was created by none other than singers and dancers who couldn't make it to the top. They figured that if they cannot be stars, they should at least have a day to parade through their town doing what they love. Thus, Musical Day was thought up. These reject singers and dancers can participate in the musical for their town. They can feel wanted on their day.
So, are you ready to finally celebrate? Well, you'd better be. Get ready, because on June 5th, Musical Day will rock this world.

#6 Why so serious?

Law number 1029382 in the book of laws: no more 'scene kidz'.
Yes, this would be the perfect law to have. It was bad enough when those pansy emo kids came along, but now the world has to deal with these scene creatures. It's a whole world of myspace and photoshop. Color is also a key factor in the scene style. I would love to just be able to get onto the internet without seeing something about these scene kids. They need to go. No longer will the world face people walking around in their bright colors and their hello kitty accessories; with the crazy spiked up hairstyle. I definately think that the world would be a much happier place without the existance of the scene population. The sad fact of it is that a lot of the style comes from photoshop itself. Without photoshop, these scene kids would have no method of making themselves look quote-unquote perfect. They use photoshop on any photo taken in order to rid of their insecurities. They also use an overabundance of makeup and way too much color. These scene kids think that they are stylish, when instead they are blinding the world with their repulsiveness. The true fact of the matter is that they could all be decent looking if they just dressed without overdoing every little thing. Even though I don't see an overdose of scene kids in our population, there are enough around and the internet is full of them. I guess this is just a rant from me here, but I do hope you all agree that this should indeed be a law.

#5 Sparky

Who could this be, other than Sparky, the Halloween Dog? On any normal day, he is simply Sparky, the nice, gentle neighborhood dog. But, when that clock strikes twelve, and the first second of Halloween day is lived, Sparky warps into a beast. He is unlike any beast you would see in the movies, for the sole reason that it would be too petrifying to show. When the clock strikes twelve, Sparky's eyes receed to the back of his head. They are overthrown by a glowing red light, that fills the entirety of the eye slots. His short haired figure becomes drastically changed as he sprouts a full head of blonde hair, trying to cover up the blazing red eyes. Sparky's teeth fall out, as a new set of fangs grow in. They are sharper than the scythe belonging to the grim reaper. His normal, black collar is replaced with a pink one, with bones on it; this is used to make Sparky more badass. Once the transformation is complete, Sparky waits for Halloween night to come. He then makes his way out of the house; grabbing a pillow sack on the way out and proceeds to walk on his hind legs for the remainder of the night. Who would guess that Sparky is simply reusing the same Halloween costume each year, and that his favorite food just happens to be candy?

The Ba-melon

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a mess free watermelon? How about having a banana and a watermelon, at the same time? If so, you need to sink your teeth into one of these. After much scientific quaralling, it has been agreed upon that this marvelous fruit is to be called "The Ba-melon." This is a remarkable discovery that will have you eating non-stop for days. With scientists working on this beaut' for many years, it is fact that your taste buds will appreciate you satisfying their appetite. However, the fun doesn't stop here. As we speak, scientists are working on creating more of these magical beings. Soon, there will be hybrid fruits in every grocery. These fruits will overtake any normal fruit. So be sure to get down to the store and buy your ba-melon today. Also, be sure to keep an eye out for more of these beautiful beings.

In stores now, 6 for only $3.99. Get it quick while offer lasts.

Side effects may include cravings and damage to your taste buds (on account of the taste being so miraculous).